Soup or Pasta?

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’

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meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

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getoffmybloghoe:

the advantage of having friends that dont have tumblr is you can tell them jokes you found on tumblr

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mum: do you benedict cumberbatch fans call yourselves his cumberbitches

me: oh my god

earmuffsforyou:

this is still the best thing on the internet

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eridick-amporna:

brock u stupid shit at least ash and misty were creative

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ronweasley:

I (h)ate everything, a novel by me.

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lazy shit mode: activated

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

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frisky-fucking:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

is.. is.. isn’t that what it is..?

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