Casually tumblin' on Tumblr...
Love me like a fat kid loves cake.
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my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
the advantage of having friends that dont have tumblr is you can tell them jokes you found on tumblr
this is still the best thing on the internet
brock u stupid shit at least ash and misty were creative
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.